News Flash..............

The captain survived the explosion as he got into an escape pod and fled the scene.He's now looking to get a new ship and a new crew to "BOLDLY GO WHERE NO DOA HAVE GONE BEFORE".

He arrives at the space port and head's to the bar to find some crew....................

What next in this Adventure ?

When he got the some Chav's jumped him, nicked his mobile communication device and then stamped on his head. He is now in a vegative state and is force feed through a tube...........

One day a cute nurse by the name of Dappa Tampon was giving the stricken captain a bed bath, she noticed that when she was giving his nether regions a wash there wash activity on the brain monitor.
She called the doctors in and as they studdied the reaction, they thought that just maybe.......oral sex could be the key to bringing the captain out of the vegitative state that he was in. However no one was willing to do this as it turned out the captain was gay, and no one was putting their mouth round that.

They tracked down the partner of the captain a Mr William bonerpart. They explained the situation and he agreed. The doctors and nurses left the room to give some privacy.
10 minutes later all the alarms were going off, the doctors and nurses tried to work on the captain but it was too late.......he was Dead.



The doctor and nurse took the distraut Bonerpart to oneside and asked what had happened, they were sure that this would help and not have this drastic outcome..........



When they got it out of him......he said, I dont know what happened but I think he chocked.



Next adventure...........

Slowly out of the mist the stern looking face appears, It can't be, but it is 'THE CAPTAIN'. That was my twin sister who'd had a sex change and plastic surgery to look like me, he tells his murdering Chav crew.

A stunned silence hit the crew ......... but why did she do that Cap?

The Captian went on to explain that when they were younger (late teens) she'd asked the Capt's best mate for a long and meaningful relationship and that she'd adored him for years.

He turned to her and with a glint in his eye laughed in her face, telling her " you're a right ugly twat! I'd rather shag ya Brother" And there in lies the sad story. From that day on she vowed that she'd get a shag out of him one way or another (and she obviously chose another) deciding to take on the role of the Capt! This also explained why everyone thought the Captain was gay ..... he had been a women!

The day then was saved. The Captains sister had kopped it after all and not him!

Right then boys, you managed to kill a woman instead of a real man. Fuck with me and there'll be a different out come. The BBC will drop this shitty show just like they did Blakes 7!

The saga continues .............

I fancy seeing if we can get this thread going again!